An Ode To Facebook

Why d’you wanna be my friend?
Get access to my pics?
Find out what makes me tick?
Or just add me to your list?

Why d’you never message me?
Don’t you wanna know
About the places that I go?
The boys I might have kissed?

Why’re your friends so glamorous?
Do you add them as a mate
Just so that you look great
When people view your page?

Why am I deleting you?
Do you need me to explain?
It really hurts my brain
That you don’t understand

Why is it that I’m blocking you?
No reunion is planned
Like the Spice Girls sang
Goodbye my “friend”