You Think I’m Fit, Love?

You think I’m fit, love?
I’d be really flattered
If you weren’t so absolutely battered

You think I’m nice, love?
Well that’s just dandy
It’s clear you’ve overdone the shandy

You think I’m a hunk, love?
What a nice thing to say
How much booze have you had today?

I’m sex on legs, love?
Oh you’re bad!
How much did you say you’d had?

You think I’m gay, love?
‘Cos I don’t want you?
Well, I must admit that’s true

I think you’re pissed, love
You’ve been at it all day
So do me a favour and go away